Thank you for completing our Careers Recommendations and Advice Procedure (C.R.A.P.). Based on an extensive meta-analysis of conversations you have had recently, these are our best recommendations for the future career choices that are most suited to you:
Analysis 1:Mummy: Come on, time for a bath.
You: I can't have a bath Mummy. There are no mats. If you don't have mats you might slip and fall.
Recommendation: Health and Safety Officer
Analysis 2:Mummy: Five more swings and then we're getting off. Let's count. One . . .
Recommendation: Investment Banker
Analysis 3:You (in the car): Look Mummy! A bus! A tree! A camper van! A truck! A dog!
Recommendation: Tour Guide
Analysis 4:Mummy: Do you see that tractor over there?
You: That's not a tractor.
Mummy: Yes it is. Look, it's got big tractor wheels and a trailer on the back.
You: No Mummy, that's not a tractor, it's a small tractor.